Men, congratulations! We have been fighting a war with the Greeks for many, many years. They have all left! And behind, all there is is this beautiful horse that they have made us, to congratulate us for our victory over them. Let us bring it into the walls of our city and leave it unguarded overnight!
AHHHHH…. *facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm facepalm*
— Hank Green (via carlzremmerz)(via effyeahnerdfighters)
giraffes are gay…
giraffes are gay…no really, only 9% of giraffe sex is heterosexual, suck on that all you “god didn’t create gays” dick heads, clearly the giraffe disagrees…